This week I learned that if you want something, you should just take it. For example, if you’ve been sitting in an Office Chair for Kids™ for the duration of your employment, you should just wait until someone leaves the company, and take their chair. Or if you’re moved to a new office and you don’t have a trash can, you should just take one you find somewhere.

You’re not stealing from someone else, and you’re not stealing from the company. You are just bypassing the requisition process where you ask someone for something and it takes forever to happen.

In conclusion, if you see a person who looks rich you should mug them.