Ok, I can’t identify this person because I would both feel bad, and because he could probably track a link back to my site… But there is a guy who books events at my hotel, and he’s trying to become a syndicated cartoonist. And I went to his website, and it was really bad. So we’ll play a word game for you to figure out what the name of the cartoon is, and then you can google it. The words in parentheses have to be replaced by a synonym.

“(soda, coke) (scientology, heaven’s gate)ure s(whore, mispelled garden implement)ck th(age, period)py”

I don’t have to tell you this, but references to things everybody knows about do not equal humor. It’s telling when he describes how he originally came up with the idea for the cartoon.