The other day I was cleaning up after a meeting and the flipchart they were using was titled “Sea Turtles.” It was a list of characteristics of sea turtles. The first two were “wet” and “tasty.”

I thought it was pretty funny. I told this story to friend Zach on the cell phone. He didn’t laugh or reply, like he was waiting for me to finish my story. I actually took the phone from my ear to see if I lost the call. I think it was the average person equivalent to a comedian tapping his microphone and saying, “Is this thing on?”