This isn’t related to anything, but I was reading this article about an alleged sexual assault by Duke athletes. The police went to a dorm to question other athletes at the party, and none of them would talk with the detectives. This quote from a lawyer caught my attention:

Sutton, who represents one of the men who lived in the off-campus house where the attack was reported, said he was shocked that police “would run an end play around defense counsel in an attempt to talk to them.”

How cute. Get it? They’re athletes, so it’s like the investigation (the investigation for sexual assault) is a game.