Ok, so I’m going through all of my files from the old family computer. Everytime I delete a file it’s like I delete a little piece of myself. They’re all dumb little things but I am snipping the tendons that attach me to the past. I thought you would like to know that.

I also thought you would be interested to know just how anal-retentive I was growing up (not like now). I had a special folder for information on my birthday party. Each year it was called the “SGBP” or super-gargantuan birthday party. My parents never really planned my parties because I had it covered. Here is a schedule I found from one of them:

• 11:00 – Capture the flag (60)


• 12:00 – Killball / Volleyball (30)


• 12:30 – Honey if You Love Me (30)


• 1:00 – lunch (30)


• 1:30 – free time / water war (60)


• 2:30 – Hide N’ Go Seek / Sardines (30)


• 3:00 – water war / free time (45)


• 3:45 – wait to get picked up (Q)

I’m not sure what the Q is about, I guess I intended it as a variable.