Here’s a letter I got after I wrote this. It isn’t nearly as funny as I would like it to be.

Thank you for contacting The Hershey Company.

Your comments about HERSHEY’S S’mores milk chocolate, marshmallow & graham cracker bits candy bar are important. Our goal is to develop products, promotions, and advertising with widespread consumer appeal. It is disappointing to learn that your expectations were not met. Comments such as yours are valuable and provide input into future planning.

Your interest in our company is appreciated.

The Hershey Company
Consumer Relations

I’m glad I don’t have this person’s job. I bet you could make a program to write a response like this.

P.S. It’s interesting, according to my stats, just this page had over 200 hits last month. But the only people who’ve left comments are Kelly and Eric. I’m not being a weiner because I know most of the time there’s no reason to leave a comment. It’s just weird. I wonder if I have a stalker.