Always innovating
Hey, I invented something today. It’s called a “Describe your personality to you” cookie. What it will be is a cookie, which you can crack open and there’s a message inside. The message will describe to you what your personality is like in generic terms. It’s possible the message won’t apply to you, but you’ll wish it did, so you won’t notice.
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when i opened up my cookie it said:
“you are cynical and well traveled. others are drawn to you because of your realistic outlook on life. you are marrying a man who is obsessive compulsive and likes the internet a lot but it doesn’t bother you. you will not have offspring.”
weird right?